I've recently been enrolled in the School of the JEDI Arts. Training has been extremely difficult and Master Yoda has no problem in making me feel inferior to his superiority. He prefers to be call Master Chief, due to his addiction to Halo.

A lot people may not know, but he curses like a Dug and is verbally abusive to his subordinates. I sometimes wonder just what side he's really on. I can never get away with anything, due to his mind reading abilities, which always results in me cleaning after the Tauntauns. Not sure how much of this I can take.

A good friend of mine stayed in town with me for a few weeks. He wanted to get away from the city for a while. He’s a bit of a troubled man, but loyal to his word. I met him while I was visiting Liberty City last year.

At that time he was a cab driver for his brother’s business and somewhat of a new resident to the city. He was quite helpful considering his novice status to the neighborhood. He knew all best touring spots and even took us on a helicopter ride free of charge.

So for a long time I’ve been trying to get an interview at Skynet. It’s almost impossible to get through and let along book an appointment. But after months of repeated efforts my presentence had finally paid off. I wish I could tell you happened, but the last thing I remember is of them holding a memory eraser stick. I wonder if they’ll call me?

I’ve been puzzled about my life lately and wonder what it all means. So, I’ve been seeking advice from a radio therapist in Settle, WA. My wife always complains when I can.

Even though it’s a toll free number, I spend a good hour waiting just for a briefly talk to the shrink. I end up talking to his assistance, Roz, a few times before I go live on the station. Just small talk, I leave the big pondering questions to the therapist.